Not a Joke anymore

This is a forward from one of my friends, thought it was a lil exaggerated when I first read it, but after seeing the scorecard of the 1st one dayer, it actually makes sense. Anyways Ensoi!!!

Best Seller by Ganguly: Back to the Pavilion in 2
minutes
- Shoiab Akhtar admits Ganguly is faster and quicker
than him. "I haven't seen any one get out so fast.
Man, I envy his speed. I am quick but he is
quickest.", he says. "I think I should now cut my run
up short when I bowl to him. Or else, he might be gone
when I am half way thru my run up."
- Narain Karthikeyan to get some tips on Speed from
Ganguly. His sponsorers have asked him to talk to the
Prince of Kolkotta. They are also planning to endorse
Ganguly.
- Dinesh Karthick confesses that his skills in getting
ready and padded have improved a lot. As soon as
Ganguly goes to bat, I know there is very little time
in getting ready. "I must have broken world records a
few times in this series" , says the Indian dimunitive
wicketkeeper.

Q: Any Guesses which is Ganguly's favorite movie?
A:Gone in 60 seconds.

- Railways keen on Ganguly: Atleast we'll be having
someone who comes (back) before time. This will help
them improve the image with the Indian public.

Q: Which was the hottest place in B'lore Chinnaswami
Stadium for the past few days?
A: The seat Ganguly was sitting in while in the
Pavillion.

- Ganguly to donate all his bats to charity. "I don't
require a bat nowadays", said the Indian southpaw.
- Dravid's latest comment on Ganguly: "In the
pavillion, there's God, and then there's Ganguly
(always there)".

1) What is common to a 100 mtrs race and Ganguly's
innings?
Ans: They both last for the same time
2) How can u say "Get Out" to Ganguly politely?
Ans: Ask him to go to bat
3) If Rahul is "The Wall", what is Ganguly?
Ans: The hole in the wall
4) How can Ganguly save time everyday?
Ans: By not bothering to pad up
5) Who is the only cricketer who does not bat, bowl or
field and yet plays international cricket?
Ans: no comments...
6) Why has Saurav Ganguly been recommended as the
fielding coach for India after retirement?
Ans: No one else can provide catches as easily as
Ganguly

5 marks questions
Which are the 5 ways to get the wicket of Ganguly?
Ans:
1) Bowl to rib cage. Ganguly jumps in his place.
mistimes pull. Easy catch for short midwicket
2) Bowl good length outswinger. Easy catch to
keeper/slip
3) Full length delivery at off stump. Easy catch for
gully
4) Bowl short pitch outside offstump. Ganguly drags on
to the stumps
5) Bowl a flighted delivery. Earlier Ganguly would hit
sixes. Now he either gets bowled or stumped or catch
to close in fielders